Yo mama is so small that she plays handball on the curb.

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Yo mama so hairy when you were born you almost died of rugburn.

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Your momma so fat... She can't even fit in the chat room.

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Yo Mama so old... She's got the first autographed Koran.

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Yo' Mama is so poor, her tv only has two channels: on and not working.

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