Yo momma’s so fat, she fell off a boat and the captain yelled, ‘Land Ho!’

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Yo' Mama is so skanky, her crabs ride dune buggies.

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Yo mama is so ugly, Bob the Builder said: '' holy f*ck we can't fix that.''

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Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

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Yo momma's so old her first job was as Cain and Abel' babysitter.

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