Yo mama's so fat, when she leaves the beach everybody shouts "The coast is clear."

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Yo mama's so fat, they used her for a trampoline at the Olympics.

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Yo mama's so fat, she's got more chins than a Hong Kong phonebook.

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Yo momma so poor that when she farted she said clap your hands stomp your feet praise to the lord we have heat.

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Yo mamas teeth are so yellow she helped Dorothy get to the emerald city.

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