Yo' Mama is so flat, the last time she felt a breast was in a KFC bucket.

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Yo' Mama's teeth are so yellow, when she closes her mouth, her cheeks light up.

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Yo mamma so stupid she locked herself out of her motercycle.

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Your momma so fat... I ran around her twice and got lost.

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Yo momma so poor... Burglars break into yo momma's home and leave money.

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