Q: What is a Democratic Free Market? A: One that hands out slices of cheese.

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Why are men like bank accounts? Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest!

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Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow they take away your credit card.

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He was so poor he didn’t even get a yo-yo for Christmas. His parents could only afford a yo.

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Yo momma is so poor she ran after a trash can truck with her shoping list.

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