My grandfather came from a very poor family.
The only time he tasted meat was when he bit his tongue.
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A guy noticed that his buddy was troubled and asked what was wrong.
"Ohhh, it's my girlfriend." "What's the problem?"
"When I asked her if she could learn to love me, she asked me how much I was willing to spend on her education."
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How do you hide your money from a mexican?
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When does a female deer need money?
When she doesnt have a buck.
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Yo mama is so fat when she sat on WALMART she lowered the price.
