Programmer. A machine that turns coffee into code.

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A foo walks into a bar, takes a look around and says: "Hello world!"

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What do you get when you put root beer in a square glass? Beer.

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3 Database SQL walked into a NoSQL bar. A little while later they walked out because they couldn't find a table.

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Q: What did the dentist say to the computer? A: This won't hurt a byte

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