What do you get when a cow goes to the Beach with tanning oil?
Pre-tanned leather.
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Why can't Miss Piggy count to 100?
Because when she gets to 69 she has a frog in her throat.
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What did Cinderella Dolphin where to the ball?
Glass flippers.
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What do you call rubber bumpers on yachts?
Shark absorbers.
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In year 1272 Arabics invented the condom, using a goat's lower intestine.
In year 1873 the British somewhat reinvented the condom by taking it out of the goat first.
