How does a group of dolphin's make a decision?
Flipper coin.
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Pavlov walks into a bar.
The phone rings, and he says, "Damn, I forgot to feed the dog."
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Little girl: "Why does your son say, 'Cluck, cluck, cluck?'"
Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken."
Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken?"
Mother: "Because we need the eggs."
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What gives milk and has a horn?
A milk tank.
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Q.How do you catch a polar bear?
A.You cut a hole in the ice and you put peas all round the edge and when the polar bear comes along and stops for a pea,you kick it in the ice hole.
