What is the differance between a dead baby and a VHS tape? The VHS tape don't stink when you leave it out in the sun.

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Michael: "What treat do eye doctors give out on Halloween?" Matthew: "I don't know. What?" Michael: "Candy corneas."

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What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs hanging on your wall? Art.

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Roses are red tulips are black. You'd look great with a knife in your back.

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What’s the difference between a dead baby and an onion. You don’t cry when you chop up a dead baby.

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