Q: Why do rednecks like having sex doggie style? A: That way they can both watch wrestling.

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Whats the cheapest type of meat that a redneck can buy? Deer balls, they're under a buck.

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A redneck boy runs into his house and proclaims, "I've found the girl that I'm gonna marry! And she's a virgin!" Incensed, his father pounds his fist on the table. "There's no way you'll marry that girl! If she aint' good enough for her own family, she ain't good enough for ours."

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Q: What do you call a redneck that's bursting into flames? A: A fire cracker.

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Q: What do two rednecks say after breaking up? A: Lets just be cousins.

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