I've learned that you cannot make someone love you...All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in...
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Advantage of speaking truth is that u don't have to remember what u said...But...Telling lies increases Ur Memory...Think different...
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Girl: Will you love me after marriage also? Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.
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Dear customer, ur bathing date validity 4 1yr wil be expired 2day...So kindly RE BATH tomorrow morning & get life time validity...HURRY UP...
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Friends I am collecting Gandhi’s photos..Please give your contribution to my collection..A small condition is, It must be on 100, 500 or 1000 rupees note only.
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