A single car crash kills a Mexican family. 15 people died.

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Sylvester Stallone's son was found dead. I guess we have a good plot for the next Rambo movie now.

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What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A baby playing in a plastic bag.

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Q: How do you stop a lawyer from drowning? A: Shoot him before he hits the water.

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A woman visits the doctor as she has some abdominal pains and suspects she may be pregnant. After her examination, the doctor comes out to see her: "Well, I hope you like changing nappies/diapers". She replies: "Oh my god am I pregnant, am I pregnant!?" To which he responds: "No, you've got bowel cancer."

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