Q: Why did the fat turkey cross the road? A: To get hit by my car.

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Yo' Mama is so fat, politicians fight over redistricting her ass.

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Yo Momma is so fat… That she broke a branch in her family tree!

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Yo Momma's o fat she supplies 99% of British gas.

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Your mamma is so fat when she steped on the scale it said to be continued.

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