Yo Momma's so fat that while she's sits on the beach, the lifeguard comes up to her to say, "Excuse me mame, but the tide wants to come in."

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Yo mama's so fat that even Barack Obama couldn't afford to take her out to dinner.

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Yo' mama so fat, she uses epileptic boys as vibrators!

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Yo mama so fat even dora cant explore her.

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Yo mamma so fat she went to Japan and Godzilla said "DAMN" and ran away.

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