Yo Momma is so fat, she can sit on a t3 cable and make the internet traffic slow right down to 1 bit per day.
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Yo Momma is so fat… That she broke a branch in her family tree!
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Yo Momma So Fat The Only Letters She Knows In The Alphabet Are K.F.C!
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How do you f*ck a fat chick? Roll her in flour and find the wet spot.
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Yo mama is so fat that she took geometry at the school because she heard there will be some pi.
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