Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thinks the Wu-Tang Clan is a Japanese orange drink company.

Yo' Mama is so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for fries and a shake.

After a really good party a man walks into a bar and orders a drink. Already drunk and delirious, the man turns to the person sitting next to him and says, "You wanna hear a blonde joke?" The person replies, "I am 240 pounds, world kickboxing champion and a natural blonde. My friend is 190 pounds, world judo champion and is a natural blonde. And my other friend is 200 pounds, world arm wrestling champion and is also a natural blonde. Do you still want to tell me that blonde joke?" The man thinks for a while and replies, "Not if I have to explain it three times."

Yo' mama so stupid, she walked into an antique shop and asked, "What's new?"

Q: Why do blondes have more fun? A: They are easier to keep amused.