What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people don't? Depreciation.

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Q: Why do accountants make good lovers? A: They're great with figures.

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Q: What do you call a trial balance that doesn't balance? A: A late night.

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Welcome to the accounting department, where everybody counts.

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How does Santa's accountant value his sleigh? Net Present Value.

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