The clerk walks into the boss's office and says,
"The auditors have just left, sir."
"Have they finished checking the books?", asks the boss.
"Very thoroughly," is the reply.
"Well, what did they say", says the boss.
"They want 15% to keep quiet."
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Where do homeless accountants live?
In a tax shelter.
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Q: Why do accountants make good lovers?
A: They're great with figures.
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Why are accountants always so calm, composed, and methodical?
They have strong internal controls.
