A wife send her husband an sms on a cold winter evening: "Windows frozen".
The husband send answer back: "Pour some warm water over them".
Some time later husband receives answer from his wife: "The computer is completely fucked now".
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Q: What did the Arctic wolf ask in the restaurant?
A: "Are these lemmings fresh off the tundra?"
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Q: Why do hipsters love ice?
A: Because ice was water before it was cool.
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Q: What did the big furry hat say to the warm woolly scarf?
A: "You hang around while I go on ahead."
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Q: What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
A: Snowballs.
