'You're beautiful and I love you," I yelled as I stood alone on the cliff, and my echo replied "I just want to be friends."

 1988

1  

Two old people flirt at a seniors' singles bar. After a few drinks, the old man asks the old woman, "If I took you out for a full night of wining, dining and dancing, what would you wear?" The old woman replies shyly, "Depends..." "Depends on what?" he asks. "On my bottom - where else?!"

 1542

1  

Q. What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common? A. They're married.

 841

0  

Mothers have Mother's Day and fathers have Father's Day. What do single guys have? Palm Sunday.

 1419

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Sometimes I wonder if I'm pregnant and then I realize I would have to be like 19 months pregnant.

 1273

1