Chuck Norris can't get a riddle wrong. The riddle can only have the wrong answer.

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Chuck Norris cleans his teeth with a dentists drill.

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Chuck Norris can flush a port-a-potty.

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Chuck Norris can shut the door open.

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For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.

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