Chuck Norris' tears would save lives, if he'd cry.

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Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

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Chuck Norris beat the Hulk in an arm wreslting contest... with his leg.

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Chuck Norris cut his scissors using his hair.

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Chuck Norris wins Clue in one guess.

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