Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Chuck Norris.

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It's not the fall that kills you, it's Chuck Norris waiting for you at the bottom.

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Chuck Norris protects his body guards.

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Chuck Norris is never late... time is just early.

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The energizer bunny freezes when it sees Chuck Norris.

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