If your born in September, its pretty safe to assume your parents started out the New Year with a Bang!
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Q: What do you tell someone you didn't see at New Year's Eve? A: I haven't seen you for a year!
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My New Year's resolution is to stop hanging out with people who ask me about my New Year's resolutions.
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A New Year's resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.
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Chuck starts the new year by roundhouse kicking the old one.
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