In what type of weather is the vet the busiest? When its raining cats and dogs.

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What's the difference between an old cat and a baby kitten? An old cat scratches and bites but a little pussy never hurt anybody!

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Q: Why did a person with an unspayed female cat have to go to court? A: For kitty littering.

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Chuck Norris isn't a cat person but if he was, he would own 3 lions, a snow leopard, and cougar.

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Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar and doesn't.

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