If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, a hipster will buy it on vinyl.

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Q: How much does a hipster weigh? A: An instagram

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Q: How do you drown a hipster? A: In the mainstream.

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Hipsters hate rivers. Too mainstream.

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Q: Why did the hipster float down the tributary? A: Because the river was too mainstream.

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