Q: Why are farmers cooler than Hipsters? A: Farmers can go a day without their Pitchfork

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Q: How much does a hipster weigh? A: An instagram

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Q: Why did the hipster float down the tributary? A: Because the river was too mainstream.

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Q: How do you drown a hipster? A: In the mainstream.

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Q: How many hipsters does it take to flush a toilet? A: You can't touch that toilet, it's art.

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