Q: Why did Hitler hate golf? A: Because he ended up in the bunker.

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Q: Why do hipsters love ice? A: Because ice was water before it was cool.

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Q: How much does a hipster weigh? A: An instagram

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Hipsters hate rivers. Too mainstream.

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Q: Why do hipsters love using the subway? A: Because its underground.

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