Terrorists have hijacked a planeload of lawyers bound for a legal convention.
They’ve threatened to start releasing the lawyers one by one until their demands are met.
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Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a terrorist?
A: Terrorists have sympathisers.
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Q: What do you call a terrorist attack in the Middle East?
A: A Selfie!
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Chuck Norris is the reason terrorists hide in caves.
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Terrorists take a group of lawyers hostage.
They ask for a ransom of $20 million and threaten to release one lawyer at a time if not given what they ask for.