I really do have a soft spot for my MIL. It's out in the garden behind the garage.
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Q: What is a turkey's favorite dessert? A: Peach gobbler.
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Once visiting Arizona, Chuck Norris spat on the ground. The place is now known as the meteor crater.
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An Indian chief is driving his Cadillac somewhere at Nevada. Suddenly his car gets broken. He examines it, and reveals that a technician must be called. But the chief has only $4, and no credit card. So he gathers some wood, makes a fire and signals his tribe with its smoke: "Hey, send somebody to my location with $500!" The tribe accepts this signal, but to make sure in its meaning, signals back – once again, with the smoke: "OK, chief, but why so much?" At this moment a ground test of nuclear bomb is being held on the test field nearby. A huge mushroom-like cloud of smoke rises ... read more
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What kind of cows do you find in Alaska? Eski-moos.
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