I broke up with my Japanese girlfriend today. I had to drop the bomb two or three times before she finally got it.

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I just ended a long-term relationship today. I'm not too bothered, it wasn't mine.

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Bro, send me some good jokes. Sorry, now I'm busy with my Girlfriend. Good One! Send me more.

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If I've invested precious time and energy in a relationship, and I've been honest and open, hanging and coping, true blue, a good screw, to some fly guy who's out constantly getting high, then I'm dumped suicide is not one of my thoughts. I'm thinking maybe homicide.

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“A happy marriage is nothing but a give and take relationship; the husband gives and the wife takes.”

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