Q: How many Chuck Norris' does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: None. Chuck Norris can see in the dark.
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Q: How many auto mechanics does it take to change a light bulb? A: Six. One to force it with a hammer and five to go out for more bulbs!
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Q:How many divorced men does it take to screw in a light bulb? A:None, the sockets go with the house.
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How many lawyers dose it take to change a light bulb? 3, 1 to climb the ladder, 1 to shake it, and 1 to sue the ladder company.
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Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The lights out, how can u count them?
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