Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? A: "How many can you afford?"
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How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They just beat the room for being black.
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Q: How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb? A: Three. One to hire a Mexican guy and two to deport him when he's done.
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Q: How many Microsoft engineers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None, they just declare darkness the standard!
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How did the black guy escape from jail? He unscrewed the light bulbs.
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