How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They just beat the room for being black. 478 0
Q: How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb? A: Three. One to hire a Mexican guy and two to deport him when he's done. 1608 1
Q: How many Microsoft engineers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None, they just declare darkness the standard! 593 0