"I have the body of an athlete."
"Better give it back. You're getting it out of shape."
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Q: If athletes get athlete's foot, what do elves get?
A: Mistle-toes!
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A javelin thrower called Vicky
Found the grip of her javelin sticky.
When it came to the throw
She couldn't let go.
Making judging the distance quite tricky.
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Who was the fastest runner?
Adam.
He was first in the human race.
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Oh, you play racquetball?
You must be extremely athletic.