"I have the body of an athlete." "Better give it back. You're getting it out of shape."
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Q: If athletes get athlete's foot, what do elves get? A: Mistle-toes!
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A javelin thrower called Vicky Found the grip of her javelin sticky. When it came to the throw She couldn't let go. Making judging the distance quite tricky.
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Who was the fastest runner? Adam. He was first in the human race.
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Oh, you play racquetball? You must be extremely athletic.
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