Usain Bolt is so fast I saw a Cheetah giving him a High 5.

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Q: If athletes get athlete's foot, what do elves get? A: Mistle-toes!

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So I heard the reason Usain Bolt is so fast is because his offseason training consists of going back home and hitting on dudes.

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The ladies say I'm like Usain Bolt in the bedroom... I usually wear a yellow and green vest.

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Did you hear about the hopeless athlete? He ran a bath and came in second.

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