Redbull doesn't give you wings. Lat pulldowns do.
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I do two hours of cardio every day. But I still need to find the closest parking spot to the gym.
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I forgot to post on Facebook I was going to the gym. Now this whole workout was a waste of time.
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Chuck Norris only works out once a year... that's about all the gym equipment can take.
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When Chuck Norris finishes his workout, the gym takes a break.
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