Husband texts to wife on cell.."Hi,what r u doing Darling?" Wife: I'm dying..! Husband jumps with joy but types "Sweet Heart, how can I live without U?" Wife: "U idiot! I'm dying my hair.." Husband: "Bloody English Language!
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When a married man says- "I'll think about it", What he really means that, He doesn't know his wife's opinion yet..
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Chess says everything about husband and wife...The King has to take things one step at a time, while the Queen can do whatever she wants.
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Husband: You know, our son got his brain from me...Wife: I think he did, I still got mine with me!
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Research has revealed that you can actually fall in love with your own wife...If somebody else describes her to you...
