After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, You know, I was a fool when I married you...She replied, Yes dear, I know but I was in love and didnt notice.
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Husband: Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means... Without Information Fighting Everytime! WIFE says: No! It means... With Idiot For Ever!
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Position of husband is like a split A.C...No matter how loud he is outside, but inside the house, he is designed to remain silent, cool & controlled by remote.
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HUSBAND and WIFE are like 2 tyres of a vehicle...If 1 punctures, the vehicle can't move further...M0ral: always Keep a SPARE TYRE....
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Husband & wife are like liver and kidney...Husband is liver & wife is kidney...If liver fails, kidney fails...If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.
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