A Cute Nurse came 4 the interview. Doctor: What salary do U expect? Nurse: Rs.10,000. Doctor was overjoyed & said: My Pleasure. Nurse: With Pleasure its 25,000.

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The doctor told a patient that if he ran eight kilometers a day for 300 days, he would loose 34 kilos. After 300 days, the patient called the doctor to report he had lost weight, but he had a problem. Doctor : 'What is the problem?' Patient : 'I am 2400 kms. from home.'

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Doctor: I’m sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live. Patient: What do you mean by 10? 10 what? Years? Months? Weeks?! Doctor: Nine.. Patient: What? Doctor: Eight..

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Patient : I always see spots before my eyes. Doctor : Didn't the new glasses help? Patient : Yes, they do. Now I see the spots much clearer!!!

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Doctor to Patient : The cheque which u gave me has returned back.... Patient to Doctor: The head-ache for which you gave me medicine has also returned back....

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