Doctor: I’m sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live.
Patient: What do you mean by 10? 10 what? Years? Months? Weeks?!
Doctor: Nine..
Patient: What?
Doctor: Eight..
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0
Patient : I always see spots before my eyes.
Doctor : Didn't the new glasses help?
Patient : Yes, they do. Now I see the spots much clearer!!!
1093
0
I recently dislocated my hip playing rugby, and when i went to the hospital the doctor told me he would have to do some complicated and extensive surgery to fix the problem. But it turns out he was just pulling my leg
1068
0
Nurse : "Wake up man!"
Patient : "Why, what's the matter?"
Nurse : "Nothing, I just forgot to give u the prescribed sleeping pills...."
1046
1
A Cute Nurse came 4 the interview.
Doctor: What salary do U expect?
Nurse: Rs.10,000.
Doctor was overjoyed & said: My Pleasure.
Nurse: With Pleasure its 25,000.
