Q: What is a Democratic Free Market?
A: One that hands out slices of cheese.
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Q: When do Democrats like the idea of a flat tax?
A: After it reaches 95%
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Q: What is the difference between a dogs ass and liberals?
A: Nancy Pelosi won't kiss a dogs ass!
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A Liberal found a magic genie's lamp and rubbed it.
The genie said, "I will grant you one wish."
He said, "I wish I were smarter".
So the genie made him a Republican.
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Q: What is foreplay for a Liberal?
A: Thirty minutes of begging.
