May 6th, 1945: A then five-year old Chuck Norris swam the Atlantic Ocean. The next day, the Nazis surrendered...

A group of blondes was going to California for the summer, they are about two hours into the flight and the pilot gets on the intercom and says we just lost an engine but it is all right we have three more but it will take us an hour longer. A half hour later he gets on the intercom again and says we just lost another engine but its all right we have two more it will take us another half hour though. One of the blondes says "If we lose the two last engines we will be up here all day, I am going to dial 911 and call the cops!"

There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.

A blonde was sitting in economy class... on a flight from Seattle to Chicago.

Chuck Norris doesn't wear flowers in his hair when he goes to San Francisco, he wears poison ivy.