Teacher: Tomorrow, there will be a lecture on Sun. Everyone must attend it.
Student: No Madam! I will not be able to attend it.
Teacher: Why?
Student: My mother will not allow me to go so far !!!
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Principal : I tried ur number so many times, it said switched off...! STUDENT said :''ya. it's my CALLER TUNE"...Principal shocks...! Student rocks....! B-)
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Maths teacher asked JOHNY "If u have 12 chocalate and u give 5 to DONA, 3 to ALICE and 4 to ROMA then wat will u get ? JOHNY replied "Sir! 3 new girl friends"
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Words Written Above A Classroom Clock...This Clock Will Never Be Stolen, because Too Many Students Are Watching It..!
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Behind every successful student there is a Good Teacher...But What about Failed student? A BEAUTIFUL TEACHER...!
