TEACHER: Kashif, give me a sentence starting with "I"...Kashif: I is .....TEACHER: No, Kashif. Always say, "I am."...Kashif: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: what do u call a person who cannot hear anything? Student: u can call him anything, because he cannot hear anything:-)
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Teacher: All of u write your Lover's Name on a Paper.
(After 10 seconds)
Girls: Finished Teacher.
(After 10 mins)
Boys: Supplementary Please .....
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Teacher To Student: Can You Define A LECTURER?
Student: A LECTURER Is A Person Who Has A Very Bad Habit Of Speaking When Someone Is Sleeping.....
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Teacher: Tomorrow, there will be a lecture on Sun. Everyone must attend it.
Student: No Madam! I will not be able to attend it.
Teacher: Why?
Student: My mother will not allow me to go so far !!!