Teacher to sleepy student: Who invented Steam Engine.? Student: What sir? Teacher:Yes its correct. JAMES WATT..Moral: Sleeping improves ur General Knowledge :-P
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Teacher :What happened in 1869? Student:Gandhi ji was born...Teacher :What happened in 1873? Student:Gandhiji was four years old.
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TEACHER: Arshad, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago...Arshad: Me!
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TEACHER: Kashif, give me a sentence starting with "I"...Kashif: I is .....TEACHER: No, Kashif. Always say, "I am."...Kashif: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: Tom, what would happen if there is a 3rd World War?
Tom: That would be terrible!
Teacher: Why?
Tom: Then There will be another chapter in our History book!