TEACHER : How do u spell "Crocodile"?
STUDENT : "K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L."
TEACHER : No, that's Wrong!
STUDENT : May be it's wrong, but u asked me how I spell it!
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Air & students hv d same mentality...How??????????? Both are turning d book's pages without reading.
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Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller? Tommy: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.
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Teacher: Tomorrow, there will be a lecture on Sun. Everyone must attend it.
Student: No Madam! I will not be able to attend it.
Teacher: Why?
Student: My mother will not allow me to go so far !!!
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Teacher: what do u call a person who cannot hear anything? Student: u can call him anything, because he cannot hear anything:-)