Q: Why did the gay guy think his lover was cheating on him? A: He came home shit faced.

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Q: Did you hear about the gay truckers? A: They exchanged loads.

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The best thing after an intensive argument is the peace-sex. But I hate when I argue with my father-in-law.

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Two couples decide to spend the weekend away together at a posh hotel. When they get there, one guy suggests they indulge in partner-swapping as a trial. After 2 hours of solid sex by the fireside, the guy turned to his new partner and said, "Wow! This is the very best sex I've had in years! I wonder how the girls are doing?"

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Man comes home from work to find his boyfriend whacking off into a condom. Man says, "WTF?" Boyfriend says, "I am making you a sack lunch!"

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