How are Justin Bieber and a Christmas tree similar? Both their balls are decoration only.
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When you have a man staring at a naked Playboy model, be sure that he doesn’t wonder if she knows cooking, or if she plays piano or if she has a nice personality either!
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I found a Justin Bieber concert ticket nailed to a tree, so I took it! You never know when you might need a nail.
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The Beatles' song "HELP" was written after they met Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can skip a sound track on the radio if he doesn't like it.
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