What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties?
"Happy Birthday to MOO, Happy Birthday to Moo."
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Chuck Norris can beatbox with a triangle.
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Chuck Norris can play a whole note in 3/4 time.
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If you rate this kickass, then Chuck Norris WILL roundhouse kick Justin Bieber's ass.
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A man cheats on his girlfriend named Lorraine with a girl named Clearly.
Suddenly, Lorraine died.
At the funeral, the man stands up and sings, "I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone."
