How do elephants hide in the jungle?
Paint their balls red and pretend they are cherries!
What's the loudest noise in the jungle?
Monkeys eating cherries...
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How do you turn a fox into an elephant?
Marry it.
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What has 2 grey legs and 2 brown legs?
An elephant with diarrhea.
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Q: Why do they say elephants never forget?
A: They haven't met Alberto Gonzalez.
