A little boy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened. Then he decided to write a letter to the Lord requesting the $100. When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to the Lord, USA, they decided to send it to President Clinton. The President was so impressed, touched, and amused that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy a $5.00 bill, as this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy. The little boy was delighted with the $5.00, and sat down to write a thank-you note to the Lord. It said: Dear Lord, Thank you very much for s ... read more

I hate paying my income tax. You should be a good citizen - why don't you pay with a smile? I'd like to but they insist on money!

Q: What's grey has 6 legs, 2 arms and is twenty feet tall? A: A tax accountant riding an elephant.

A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

Q: What do cannibal tax advisors do after their office Christmas Dinner? A: Toast their clients.