Yo mamma so ugly she scares Chuck Norris!

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Yo mama breath smell so bad when she yawns her teeth duck.

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Alcohol doesn't make you FAT... it makes you LEAN... against tables, chairs, floors, walls and ugly people!

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Q: How can you tell you have a really bad case of acne? A: It's when the blind try to read your face.

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As a child, I was afreid of ghosts. As I grew up, I realised people are more scary.

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