Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? A: Ask your mom.
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Yo mama is so ugly she reminds me SUN, is hard to look at her.
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Yo mamas teeth are so yellow she helped Dorothy get to the emerald city.
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Yo mamma so ugly that her birth certificate came with an apology letter from the condom factory.
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A chubbier woman: "Mirror, Mirror on the wall, who's the fairest of them all?" Mirror: "Kindly move aside. I can't see anything."
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