Q: What's the difference between Jesus Christ and a painting of Jesus Christ? A: It only takes one nail to hang a painting.

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Q: Did you hear about the the evangelical atheist? A: She went door to door with a book full of blank pages.

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Man: You've brought religion into my life. Woman: Really? How? Man: Until I met you, I didn't believe in Hell.

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There was a preacher who fell in the ocean and he couldn't swim. When a boat came by, the captain yelled, "Do you need help, sir?" The preacher calmly said "No, God will save me." A little later, another boat came by and a fisherman asked, "Hey, do you need help?" The preacher replied again, "No God will save me." Eventually the preacher drowned and went to heaven. The preacher asked God, "Why didn't you save me?" God replied, "Fool, I sent you two boats!"

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Why did satan die before judgment day, Chuck hated him.

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