There's 1000 black guys and 1 white guy. What do you call the white guy? Warden.

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There was a black guy, white guy, and a Mexican on a ship. The ship was sinking so the black guy said, "quick throw off anything we don't need." The Mexican threw off tacos, the black guy thre off fried chicken and the white guy threw off the black guy and the Mexican.

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Women are just like fine wine. I only like the white ones.

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What is the difference between a black monopoly board and a white one. The black on you roll any number and you go to jail.

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What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? A Avalanche.

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