Q: What kind of bread do elves make sandwiches with? A: Why, shortbread of course!

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Q: What kind of music do elves like best? A: "Wrap" music!

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One elf said to another elf, "We had Grandma for Christmas dinner". And the other elf said, "Really? We had turkey!"

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What do you call an elf who tells silly jokes? A real Christmas Card!

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Santa rides in a sleigh. What do elves ride in? Mini vans!

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