One particular Christmas season a long time ago Santa was ready for his Christmas run... but there were problems. Four of his elves got sick, and the trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast as the regular ones so Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being behind schedule. Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her Mother was coming to visit. This stressed Santa even more. When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two had jumped the fence and were out, heaven knows where. More stress. Then when he began to load the sleigh one o ... read more
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Q: What did the elf say was the first step in using a Christmas computer? A: "First, YULE LOGon"!
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Q: What's the first thing elves learn in school? A: The "elf"-abet!
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Santa rides in a sleigh. What do elves ride in? Mini vans!
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Q: Why did the elves spell Christmas N-O-E? A: Because Santa had said, "No L!"
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