If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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Two students talk:
"What are you reading?"
"Quantum physics theory book."
"But why are you reading it upside-down?"
"It makes no difference anyway."
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Q: 0 is false and 1 is true, right?
A: 1.
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Q: What do you do with a sick chemist?
A: If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.
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A biologist, a chemist and a statistician are out hunting.
The biologist shoots at a deer and misses 5th to the left.
The chemist takes a shot and misses 5th to the right.
The statistician yells "We got 'em!"
