Programmer. A machine that turns coffee into code.
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99 little bugs in the code, 99 bugs in the code, 1 bug fixed... Compile again, 100 little bugs in the code.
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How do two programmers make money? One writes viruses, the other anti-viruses.
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A programmer had a problem. He decided to use Java. He now has a ProblemFactory.
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There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer. When asked to define "Great" he said, "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!" He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages.
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