The speed of light was instituted because Chuck Norris didn't want get winded outrunning it. Chuck Norris hates to sweat. 131 0
Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 95%. It's called a Wedding Cake. 508 0
Chuck Norris made Newton write 3 laws of physics just to break them... he was having a boring weekend. 242 0
A man once insulted Chuck Norris by saying he was smarter than him. That man was Stephen Hawking. 291 0
