Boy: "You know unlike all these other guys, I can make you really happy" Girl: "Why are you leaving?"

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Trafic policeman: "Didn't you hear my whistle, madam?" Woman driver: "Yes, but I don't like flirting while I'm driving."

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Baby, if you were an iPhone 6, I would tap you all day!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, but nothing compared to you.

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Been chatting to a 14 yr old on the internet. She is funny, s*xy and flirty. Now she tells me she is an undercover cop. How cool is that at her age!

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