Jack: "What's the name of the fastest dinosaur at the Olympics?" Jill: "I haven't a clue. What?" Jack: "Prontosaurus."

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Chuck Norris stopped playing golf after that unfortunate incident with the dinosaurs.

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A group of children once said, "Red rover, red rover, send Chuck Norris over." Those children were the dinosaurs.

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Scientists believe that a giant meteor killed off the dinosaurs. This is true, if you can consider Chuck Norris to be a giant meteor.

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Meteors didn't kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just needed a new pair of boots.

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