Dinosaurs once crossed Chuck Norris. Once.

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Q: What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with Chuck Norris? A: Nothing. Nobody crosses Chuck Norris.

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Scientists believe that a giant meteor killed off the dinosaurs. This is true, if you can consider Chuck Norris to be a giant meteor.

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Yo mama so old she ran track with the dinosaurs.

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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? a lickalotapus.

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