Did you hear about the Easter egg hunt for the Alzheimer's patients? They hid their own eggs!

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What do you call a chocolate Easter bunny that was out in the sun too long? A runny bunny.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, but nothing compared to you.

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The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray, "Take only one. God is watching." Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. One child whispered to another, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."

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Yo Mommas teeth are so yellow I can't believe it's not butter.

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