When Chuck Norris opens a bag of Doritos, it's fucking full!
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Customer: "Waiter, is this a lamb chop or pork chop?"
Waiter: "Can’t you tell the difference by taste?"
Customer: "No, I can’t."
Waiter: "Then does it really matter?"
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What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?
A milk dud.
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Chuck Norris doesn't take the cake, the cake sees Chuck Norris and begs to be devoured.
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Why didn't the mother potato want her daughter to marry the famous newscaster?
Because he was a commentator.
