Old Farmer Peter was dying.
The family was standing around his bed. With a low voice he said to his wife: "When I'm dead I want you to marry farmer Jones."
Wife: "No, I can't marry anyone after you."
Peter: "But I want you to."
Wife: "But why?"
Peter: "Jones once cheated me in a horse deal!"
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Don’t Marry The Person, You Want To Live With…Marry The One, You Cannot Live Without…But Remember Whatever You Do, You Will Regret It Later…
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Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning?
A: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"
Q: And why did that upset you?
A: My name is Susan.
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Marriage is not a lottery – you get a chance in a lottery.
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Telling a lie is, Fault 4 a little boy, an Art 4 a lover, an Accomplishment 4 a bachelor, and a Matter of survival 4 a married man
