When somebody says “Expect the unexpected” slap them in the face and say ” You didn’t expect that did you.”

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The Awkward Moment Where The Music Stops, But You`re Still Singing..

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You`re like an alcohol. I don`t keep you for the taste, I keep you for the feeling.

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You can never make the same mistake twice, because the second time you make it, its not a mistake, its a choice

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If a boy can play guitar, it makes him that much more attractive.

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