Yo mama's so fat when she is having sex, her partner doesen't know if it's in her butt or her boobs.

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Yo' Mama is so poor, when she goes to the park, the pigeons throw her bread.

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Yo Momma's a bowling ball. She is round and heavy, men stick three fingers into her and push her in the gutter. Then she comes rolling back for more.

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Yo mama so ugly that when she delivered a little baby after birth the baby saw mum and screamed "It's a gorilla!".

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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she called the police to report a suspicious looking person lurking in her mirror.

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