Yo' Mama is so stupid, when her batteries die, she buries them.

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Yo Mama's so stupid because it too her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes.

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Yo mama's so fat the only alphabet she knows is her KFCs.

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Yo mama's so fat, that her MySpace has no space.

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Yo' Mama is so dirty, she has to use Right Guard and Left Guard.

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