Yo Mamas so stupid she was yelling into the mailbox. We ask her whats she doing and she said, she was sending a voice-mail.

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Q: Why did the Republican cross the road? A: There was a black guy on the first side.

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Yo momma so slutty when she got a new mini skirt, everyone commented on her nice belt.

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Yo' Mama is so fat, local night clubs had to put up signs that read, "Maximum Occupancy: 240 or Yo' Mama."

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Yo mama is so ugly, Bob the Builder said: '' holy f*ck we can't fix that.''

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