Chuck Norris doesn't have a Facebook, he has a Fistbook...
No one's his friend.
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Anyone remember the good old days before Facebook, Instagram and Twitter?
When you had to take a photo of your dinner, then get the film developed, then go around to all your friends' houses to show them the picture of your dinner?
No?
Me neither.
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Facebook had a dislike button, then Chuck Norris joined.
Nobody dislikes Chuck Norris.
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Behind every successful student, there is a deactivated Facebook account.
