A blonde phoned police to report that thieves had been in her car. "They've stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, even the accelerator," she cried out. However, before the police investigation could start, the phone rang a second time and the same voice came over the line. "Never mind, I got in the back seat by mistake."

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Q: There are 17 blonds standing outside a disco but why couldn't they get in? A: The sign said "must be 18 to enter".

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How do you drown a submarine full of blondes? Knock on the door.

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She is so blonde, she thinks that Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company.

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Postcard from a blonde: Having a wonderful time. Where am I?

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