Thanksgiving Day was approaching, and a family had received a Thanksgiving card with a painting of a pilgrim family on its way to church. Grandma showed the card to her small grandchildren, observing, "The pilgrim children liked to go to church with their mothers and fathers." "Oh, yeah?" her grandson replied, "So, why is their dad carrying that rifle?"

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Q: What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving ? A: Turkey.

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Why couldnt the teddy bear eat any more thanksgiving dinner? He was already stuffed!

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Q: What is the difference between a chicken and a turkey? A: Chickens celebrate Thanksgiving!

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Q: Why should you never set the turkey next to the desert? A: Because he will gobble, gobble it up!

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