Did you hear about the theft at the Viagra factory? The police are looking for some hardened criminals!

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An 80-year-old man tells his wife, "I'm going to the doctor to get me some of those new Viagra pills." His wife gets her coat on and says, "I'm going to the doctor, too. If you're going to start using that rusty old thing again, I'm getting a tetanus shot."

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Q: What happens when you give Viagra to lawyers? A: They grow taller!

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When Viagra first came out my wife and I decided to give it a go to see what all the fuss was about. I popped the pill and waited the 15 minutes and then it was on for young and old. We timed the performance to the minute and it all finally subsided at 3 hours and 17 minutes. I asked the missus what she thought and she simply stated that she couldn't understand what all the hype was about for an extra 17 minutes...

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Q: Why shouldn't Men using iron supplements take Viagra? A: It may cause them to spin around and point north.

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