Why dont mexicans cross the border in groups of 3's? Cuz the signs at the border say no Trespassing.

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On the roof of a very tall building are four men; one is asian, one is mexican, one is black, and the last one is white. The asian walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and jumps off the roof. Next, the mexican walks to the ledge and also says, "This is for all my people" and then he jumps off the roof. Next is the black guy's turn. The black guy walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and then throws the white guy off the roof.

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Q: What do you call white people running down a hill? A: An avalanche. Q: What do you call Mexicans running down a hill? A: A mudslide. Q: What do you call black people running down a hill? A: A jail break.

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Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much the same. Once you heard Juan you've heard Jamal.

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There's a black and a Mexican in a car, who's driving? The Cop

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